No, I'm not the guy who plays the piano and hosted The Tonight Show eons ago. I used to sign my name and answer my telephone "Stephen Allen" in order to avoid wisecracks, but then everybody calls me Steve anyway. Also, it's easy to remember. My parents knew when I was born (back in 1955) that there was an entertainer named Steve Allen but they thought he wouldn't be around for long. Now, for who I really am...